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quotes.push("&quot;This is really a lovely horse, I once rode her mother.&quot;<br>Ted Walsh<br>Horse Racing Commentator");

quotes.push("&quot;I never comment on referees and I'm not going to break the habit of a lifetime for that prat&quot;<br>Norman Whiteside");

quotes.push("&quot;Here we are in the Holy Land of Israel - a Mecca for tourists.&quot;<br>David Vine");

quotes.push("&quot;Dennis Pennis: Have you ever thought of writing your autobiography ?&quot;<br>Chris Eubank: On what ?");

quotes.push("&quot;Someone threw a petrol bomb at Alex Higgins once and he drank it!&quot;<br>Frank Carson");

quotes.push("&quot;I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.&quot;<br>Greg Norman");

quotes.push("&quot;Well, either side could win it, or it could be a draw.&quot;<br>Ron Atkinson");

quotes.push("&quot;In a sense it's a one-man show... except there are two men involved, Hartson and Berkovic, and a third man, the goalkeeper.&quot;<br>John Motson");

quotes.push("&quot;Someone threw a petrol bomb at Alex Higgins once and he drank it!&quot;<br>Frank Carson");

quotes.push("&quot;Of course I have played outdoor games. I once played dominoes in an open air cafe in Paris.&quot;<br>Oscar Wilde");

quotes.push("&quot;This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria... I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing.&quot;<br>Pat Glenn<br>Said during a weightlifting competition");

quotes.push("&quot;I spent 90% of my money on women and drink. The rest I wasted.&quot;<br>George Best");

quotes.push("&quot;I don't think I've actually drunk a beer for 15 years, except a few Guinnesses in Dublin, where it's the law.&quot;<br>Ian Botham");

quotes.push("&quot;The British press hate a winner who's British. They don't like any British man to have balls as big as a cow's like I have.&quot;<br>Nigel Benn");

quotes.push("&quot;If all else fails, you could wait for the first corner and tie his dreadlocks to the goalpost.&quot;<br>Vinny Jones<br>On Ruud Gullit");

quotes.push("&quot;You can see the ball go past them, or the man, but you'll never see both man and ball go past at the same time. So if the ball goes past, the man won't, or if the man goes past, they'll take the ball.&quot;<br>Ron Atkinson");

quotes.push("&quot;Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air for even longer.&quot;<br>David Acfield");

quotes.push("&quot;There's nobody fitter at his age, except maybe Raquel Welch. (commenting on 39 year old Scot Gordon Strachan)&quot;<br>Ron Atkinson");

quotes.push("&quot;When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.&quot;<br>Eric Cantona");

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